Fuck shit fucking bastard shithead colon maggoted fecaphiles
Damned fucking buggered fucking felching fuckity fuck fucked bastards
Fuck shit fucking bastard shithead colon maggoted fecaphiles
Damned fucking buggered fucking felching fuckity fuck fucked bastards
And that’s just to read on Comics.com!
Somebody’s having a bad case of the Mondays.
You’re lucky!
We’re required to store all of our passwords in a charger
These 12 password requirements are ridiculous! I just want to log on.
T12prar!Ijwtlo
Not so hard.
What does this have to do with rape?
You now need a password to access her honeypot.
I always prefer IT=teh5uXX0rs
I’m sorry you’ve failed rule 3
Your suggestion falls afoul of Rule #3 - no identical consecutive characters.
Being a lazy bastard, I attempted to create a password without reading the rules. My first attempt failed rule #3, my second failed rule #6. The one I couldn’t figure out without reading the rules was rule #5, not because the password intentionally contains a word, but because it contains a portion of someone’s name (an author’s, not mine) with the letters ‘man.’
Almost right:
Fuck.
How do you like working for the NSA?
Very lame. You need to work in something like;
“Cocksucking siphylated afterbirth of a Chinese gangfuck”
He’s not allowed to use the names of staff.
Jan2011#
Feb2011#
Would appear to squeak by under the rules.
How does that not violate rule 3?
Those consecutive 1’s are a problem.
Try:
Jan2010+1#
Feb2010+1#
Fec4ph!les
Your easy to remember password: awefxQ@#RS
Here’s how: pick a hand gesture and repeat it.
For example, lay your hand on the keyboard as follows:
Pinky: a
Ring: w
Middle: e
Index: f
Thumb: x
now make a clockwise pressing starting with the pinky.
move the hand up one key (pinky now on q) and hold shift while making your gesture.
This method is simple, easy to remember, and easy to change. Just move the starting position of your hand around the keyboard.