‘‘Gayer than a picnic basket’’ is my favorite. Nice play off of the original meaning of ‘‘gay.’’
“Gay as Uncle Brother Boy”
“Nobody’s that gay!”
So deep in the closet she might as well be a garment bag.
He is as gay as an Umberto spring frock.
A friend of mine is especially fond of the variant “Gay as a Halston sun dress.”
Freddy Mercury once described himself as “Gay as the Queen of the May” which I thought had a nice poetry to it.
Here in Nebraska I hear gayer than a three peckered billy goat” a lot. Lmao
What’s that part of your nose just under the browline? The part you pinch and go “ahhh…?”
On behalf of gay men everywhere, I want to sincerely thank you for reviving this necrotic appeal to sniggering bigotry, if only to highlight how far we’ve come even in the past 13 years.
Moderating: I’m going to close this thread as it really doesn’t live up to current standards of the SDMB.
There have been 4 flags about its revival already.