Really? Are lesbians really into the whole “Scissor Me Timbers!” South Park thing?
Even more so when you do it like this.
I agree.
::stands up and applauds Cisco::
I voted no on prop 2 (Florida). I’m sorry, rest of the country, some of us tried…
Man, I wanna make someone’s clit go POW POW POW! That just sounds awesome.
I need to become a lesbian!
I’ll pass on the Bang Bang Bang though. That sounds painful. Though it did remind me of this old flash video from like 6 years ago…
Because they’re the people who are all about “getting government out of our lives”. By “our” they mean “my” and by “out” they mean “into yours”.
-Joe
Well the problem is you haven’t cocked it.
d&r!
Email shit, if you put this up as a MySpace bulletin it would circle the globe in about 10 minutes.
I’d like to have this as an audiobook read either by Bill Hicks or George Carlin.
That renders the sentence grammatically incorrect.
OMG RoOsh, that was exactly where my mind went, too. I’m glad I’m not alone.
I’m totally hearing this post in Craig Ferguson’s voice. I may be watching too much late night tv. 
Reading the Bible? I don’t read no stinking Bible! There’s a lot of hateful shit in there.
How dare you lump me in with those gheys like that Cisco!
And in case, anyone’s sarcasm detector is broken: 
(emphasis added)
Don’t teh gay have computers? I’m glad I’m straight; Gawd loves me so much that I haven’t balanced a checkbook in years. I hope the Radical Homosexual Agenda doesn’t convert my son; online banking is where it’s at.
Brilliant!!!
clap clap clap
Speak for yourself. I’m having a bit of a dry spell over here…
Excellent OP!
Author, Author !!!
As one of the MSNBC election commentators put it on Tuesday night, “Liberalism always wins in the country eventually.”
He sounded pretty happy about it, too.
Standing O!!
Most excellent! I would kill to hear it said by Lewis Black!