Gay Men, Straight Women - Do You Want to See the Penis, or the, uh, Package?

Me, I love looking at the the package in all of its various forms.

  1. The full-sized monty is nice to look at.

  2. Pictures with boxers, etc., with equipment suggested underneath can drive me crazy, especially if it’s part of a porn pix package where all is eventually revealed (tight jeans, tighty-whiteys, not so much).

  3. The before- state can be sexy too, especially if I can see the face and I find the person attractive.*

  • I’m a shallow lookist – he doesn’t have to be conventionally good-looking, but if his face strikes my fancy, a dangly picture can become erotically charged. Seeing Daniel Sunjata nude in Take Me Out had me squirming in my seat.

Gay, male, of course.

Yeah, a fairly extensive collection.

Unfortunately though, probably not who I’d be specifically looking for. Hell at this point, I’d gladly pay for a photoshopped version. As long as it looked realistic… enough. :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: :cool:

For comparison’s sake, I would say the equivalent about the girly bits. Must not be a <ahem> widespread preference amongst those whose appetite is for females, given the plethora of gynecological turned-inside-out innerlips porn, but its the general vicinity with all its shapes & contours & textures that I find sexy.

Mucous membranes at close range, not so much.

Gimme a penis any time… :smiley:

Otto, Otto, Otto. You pay for guy porn?

Gay male.

It depends. My Guy has a truly beautiful cock and pair of balls (and no, they are NOT all the same). I would love looking at his genitals even if I didn’t love him. But I also love looking at his chest and his legs and his nose and his hands . . . and every other part of him. Even aside from how I feel toward him as a person, he has the most remarkable body I’ve ever seen.

But most other guys don’t have very remarkable genitals . . . or anything else, for that matter . . . and I couldn’t care less.

To me a flaccid penis is kinda silly-looking. I’d much rather see a guy’s ass if he’s naked than his sleeping penis.

If it’s erect…I’d be more curious, but not turned on. I’m only turned on by erect penises whose proud status is directly to my credit. THEN I’m all about it.

Generic penis? Erect or not? shrug

I find many things about the male form a turn-on, but the junk by itself doesn’t turn me on by itself.

(straight 29-year-old female)

Hmmm - interesting question. I’ve certainly been attracted to some men online because their pics were of the most mouth-watering cocks (one guy springs to mind who I met up with quite a few times who had a massive and fantastic dick but a very average face/body). Also in terms of porn stills I definitely like a pic of an erect cock - big dick in action is VERY hot. I can’t think of any instances where a flacid penis has got me going (it’s not the most attractive look). Balls - definitely not.

However I agree that on the whole I’d probably rather look at a picture of a whole body (including face) than just a tool or pelvis shot, especially if that body is nice. The pics of Radcliffe where you can see down to just above his groin are good enough for me, I have no particular need or desire to see the full thing.

Gay male 28.

Who is it you’re looking for? You can PM if you prefer.

Not generally online, no. I do buy DVDs and subsribed to a magazine (mostly because it was deep-discounted and offered free DVD with purchase). Very occasionally I’ll do one of those trial offers like I talked about here if there’s someone specific I want to see in action, and only if the site allows permanent downloads.

Cite?

I love me a nice set of shoulders, yet nothing gives me as many breathing problems as some five-star thighs.

The family jewels? I’m more interested about doing things with them than looking at them; a shot of only them will never get me particularly worked up (extreme cases may bring up clinical-analysis interest, but not excitement).

But those pics where a guy is nude with something placed carefully in front of the offending bit just make my eyes roll so fast I get dizzy. It’s absurd, often the whole pose looks real good, only the arm is in a position where no man standing against a low wall would ever hold his arm if there wasn’t a camera in the vicinity. It sort of shatters the whole purpose. Mind you, never understood pics where some chick holds her arm in front of her nipples, either.

Female, 39yo, about… uh… 95% straight.

Actually, there’s a solo video and several stills of him, taken many years ago when he was a starving college kid. It was never formally released, but there are a few copies out there.

Well? <taps foot impatiently>

Don’t even. And foot tapping can get you into trouble.

Well, I find erect cocks interesting, in that they imply that we’re either having sex or I’m watching porn. Attractive, not particularly. Flacid penises, neither.

I like full frontal shots, of course, but only in the context of the rest of the guy. And I generally prefer rear shots anyway.

Straight female, 31.

Peg, is that you? :eek:

Not her, sorry! Sounds like she has excellent taste, though.

Otto, I have no idea how I missed this earlier. Sorry for the delay. Anyway, unless your site (or any other that you know of) has pictures from like 40 years ago, I’m probably SOL. Regardless, I started to PM you anyway, just in case. Then I realized that my obsession has gone so far beyond me worrying about being embarrassed that I decided to put it here in case anyone can hook me up. :o Yeah, I’m shameless that way. :cool: :stuck_out_tongue:

So, as the entire world undoubtedly knows by now, if there’s any Alice Cooper goodness goin’ on out there, I’ll gladly pay you for your help in any way that I can. :smiley: And as subtly ( :wink: ) intimated before, I’d even be thrilled with some Photoshop magic. 'Cause all I always need is more fodder for my Devil’s Food. Mmmm.

Alice Cooper? Wow, that sounds like a custom request. There was a newsgroup I used to hang out on that had a woman who specialized in photoshopping celebrity heads onto gay porno bodies. If you were nice to her and supplied her with some decent head shots to work with, she’d work something up for you.

You might try hanging out on slash sites that specialize in photoshopping, and challenge someone to make a good Alice one. I can’t point you to any good sites though; I’m not big into it. But I’m sure they exist.

levdrakon, I know, I know. < blushes > But see, this is why I love this board and now you in particular. :wink: If only you could point me in the direction of this woman you used to know, I’d be more than happy to supply her with tons of great head shots. Heh. :smiley:

Thank you soooooooooooooooo much!!