Yeah. He f’d you once when you bought the car. You must have been good for him to come back for seconds… 
Next time you go back there, take a beard with you.
I picture him looking like Sidney Greenstreet in Casablanca. Does he wear a white suit and a fez?
Close, but no penis.* It’s “Akbar Zeb.”
*No, that’s not right…wait…Cigar!..yeah…close, but no cigar. Why did I think penis? nervous chuckle
Hows looking like Abe Lincoln gonna help?
Did he offer to show you his kibbeh?