I did a search, apparently nobody has bothered to comment on this one before. . . .
Now I don’t give a damn as to what you do in your bedroom, and I will assume that you don’t care as to what I do in mine. To each their own.
Hell I’ll even one further that and look down on you the same way I look down on a hetro is they go around bragging about who they slept with (I have not heard any homosexuals do this, but hey, if it ever happens, I’ll be fair and equal about it. );
and hell, if you have your own lingo, then so be it, Your Deity Of Choice Knows that hetros have been making up words are phrases for ages. (so have Gays for that matter, the semantic hokey pokey is nothing new.)
But for crying out loud;
WHY THE DAMN FAKE ACCENTS
Honestly, you want to be just another person, ok, hey, when I meet you, that is what you are.
Until you open your mouth and start FRIGGIN TALKING STRANGE.
Now if somebody has a natural speech impediment, then so be it, hey, genetics can suck.
If English is not your natural language then hey, I was raised in a diverse environment, I can cope.
But WHY IN THE HELL do you GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE of PURPOSELY LEARNING HOW TO DISTORT YOUR SPEECH.
Why not just stick a big neon sign on your head that says you like to suck dick / take it in the ass? Hell if I went up to everybody I met and said bluntly “I like to screw woman” I would likely get treated differently too, if not piss poorly. (Not to mention kicked in the nads a fair number of times. . . .)
So I don’t. I do not advertise my sexual likings to everybody who comes within hearing distance of me, I am just me. I have the voice that I was given, I do not learn an artificial language. I may learn Lingo, but hell, I don’t go and CHANGE MY DAMN VOICE.
This brings upon two questions:
AND WHAT ASSHOLE ORIGINALLY CAME UP WITH THAT TWISTED ASS VARIANT OF ENGLISH??.
That will be all.