Well, you see the FIRST installment of $4.95 is Charter Membership.
The NEXT payment option (soon to be announced) of $40 gets you into the Cecil Fan Club, wherein you get a personalized greeting from the man himself!
Now, when we get into the $100 membership range, pictures and video will be distributed that MAY involve skivvies and/or moolah…
Fine.
I’m still worried about this droit du seigneur shit.
Hi Cecil!
HA! I got personally greeted by Cecil the last time around, one of, what was it, only 17 Dopers he’s greeted? (I forget how many; it’s somebody’s sig)
You may touch me.
Gently.
Tells us about droit du seigneur.
Gently.
You’re thinking of ultress, Dave.
As long as the phrase “Squeal like a pig” doesn’t come up…
:eek:
I bought the books.
I bought the t-shirts.
I bought the coffee mug.
I bought the paid membership.
A personal welcome from the Great Master would make my life complete.
Okay, so I don’t have much of a life. At least I have internet access again. I am happy.
Great. Now we’re going to have a thousand sigs that say, “Hey! Cecil spoke to me!”
It’s not special anymore when all the neighborhood kids get one, too.
Nah, still have my sig. Happy with that for now.
droit du seigneur
tries to cut into the front of the line of Cecil-watchers
Oh wow, if Cecil himself noticed me I could die a happy woman!
Back around the time the hated GST was introduced, the Canuck comedy trio Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie had a faux love ballad in the form of an extended apostrophic double entendre, called “Tax Me, Brian.”
It contained the line “Spread my moolah around your dissipating caucus.”
I’ll never hear “moolah” the same way again.
You’re not helping. 
I hardly ever do this sort of thing.
Honestly.
But it’s late… my judgement is a little fuzzy…
oh what the hell, a little sucking up never hurt anyone, right?
Well gee, I have to join in if there’s an off chance that Cecil might stop by.
STILL chanting Cecil! Cecil! Cecil!..
Me too!!
Well, no, I guess I’d still need that operation…
Never mind.
CHARTER MEMBERS anagrams to MB CHEERS MASTER
[QUOTE=Biotop]
CHARTER MEMBERS anagrams to MB CHEERS MASTER
No it doesn’t. Do we get a welcome anyway?