Now THIS guy was an absolute master in trying to get Cecil’s attention…
It kinda worked…
Until Cecil showed up and got his name wrong.
These are classics from a poster named aha (Don’t call me Hooha)
& Cecil, post me a welcome or I will…
Cecil needs to be motivated. Good luck. [sub]hi Cecil - just in case.[/sub]
I was answered by the Master in my first post here 5 years ago.
He hasn’t even waved since.
I feel so…so…used…
:rolleyes:
I’ve already got a response from the Perfect Master by a nicely calculated insult, so I’m not looking for a welcome.
But my guess is that Cecil will be looking for someone to pay for him to sign up. And then list his location as “on a fact finding mission in the Bahamas”.
Hello there, Charter Members! I’m delighted that you contributed $4.95 toward my righteous work, and would like to personally greet each and every one of you, starting with …
Hold on a second. There are a couple shlubs on this thread who are still registered as “Guests.”
We’ll just wait.
wow! almost is close enough
Hey, who woulda thunk it? The power of collective nagging, eh?
Oh, hey Cecil 
Damn you Paypal! Snubbed out of a PERSONAL greeting from Cecil by a technicality!
Wohoo! I FEEL personally greeted. That’s all that matters, right?
So my French is a bit rusty…
Being Perfect Master and all, I’d have thought he’d rate top billing when you click on “Who Posted”, regardless of the number of threads. But he’s somewhere in the middle. Arnold, see what you can do about this glitch in the new system, please. He may be 15th on the list, but he’s number one in our hearts…
Damn, I came too late! Maybe if I pay some more…
::waves a $5 bill::
My friend Abe here says you’ll come back and start mentioning names…
HERE! MR C. BE SMART!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I can’t believe it! CECIL has posted in the same thread as I did. Oh my God! I think I’m going to explode!
A few words to take up space…
A few more because I feel like it…
Don’t have to feel guilty about posting something random because I’m paying for the space now…
Hi Cecil…
Now it is related…
Oh Cecil you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Hi Cecil!
::backs out of thread bowing, scraping forehead on the floor::
Ah, thank you sir. Your time and attention is appreciated. I am sure that those few will soon see the light and be welcomed into this glorious new era.
Hmm… Looking at the thread it seems that CaptBushido and Dung Beetle are the offending “Guests”. Cough up your five bucks guys.
Welcome me! Please!
I’m very lonely.
I did! Paypal still has to clear, though! I don’t know what Dung Beetle’s excise is…
Oh! Excise him we will!