I see Cecil… He’s cheering as I win the Quiddich Cup…
Do I sense a slight schism developing?
A minor bit of discord?
Perhaps even the development of a caste society?
id est;
“Guest Caste”
“Charter Member Caste”
I hope not.
Am I brazen enough to make an observation of this nature in which the great one has posted?
It appears I am.
I’d like a personal greeting from Cecil. While we’re at it, I wish the membership included a witch-hazel rubdown and a blowjob. But, Christ on crutches, it’s not even five bucks…
I just have to say…
tingle tingle tingle
And to think I’d have been happy being noticed by a mod or admin! This almost makes up for missing the 1999 elite group by three months.
Why do I never post in these sorts of threads before Cecil shows up?
Oh well. All hail Cecil!
Ha! You’re just jealous because Cecil called me a shlub! 
And, I’m registering by proxy, so I’ll likely be a Guest a little longer.
I’m posting so as to be sort of include in the greeting. And he might come back. Whee!
Why don’t you people ever invite me to these things? This reminds me of the prom I didn’t go to.
Count me in as desirous of a welcome from the Omniscient One.
But Cecil, don’t you even think about droit de signeur with me!
That’s gonna require a personal type greeting, not some drive-by hello posting.
/Presents self as wishing for greeting from Uncle Cecil/
I grovel before the Perfect Master!
I’m just glad I’m posting before HE replies.
What’s that?
Oh he did did he? Did he at least mention my new haircut? No. Well crap.
[raises hand, hops on one foot]
Me!! Pick me!! Please, please pick me, pick me pick me!! Me Me Me!!!
I gave up my starbucks today so I could suscribe, welcome me pretty please!
I will stay in this little thread until we are greeted! So, maybe I should take a nap.
Do we get dinner and a show with droit du seigneur?
I’d just like to say, I deserve a personal greeting more than the rest of you schmucks because of how my offhand droit du seigneur reference has come to dominate the thread.
Hey, Mr. Adams! Look at me! I’m a Charter Member! I’m all ready to be greeted now! Let’s put the heat on Capt. Bushido!
Uh, hello? Cecil?
:eek:
OK, so I’m a little late getting in on this, but who knows - he might come back! 
Hi, Unca Cecil! I work near the hallowed halls of the Chicago Reader, so perhaps we can do lunch. Maybe we can get that *droit du seigneur * people keep talking about…
<Cervaise whispers in Engel’s ear>
:eek:
:o
Oh…nevermind!
Engel
I’d just like to remind Cecil that I could be very useful rounding up Teeming Millions to toil in his sugar caves.
Tomorrow, we see if Cecil keeps his word!