If I only had a stinky old T-800 to protect me here’s what I’d do:
I’d peel his scalp back, unscrew his CPU access port, and fill it with liquid nitrogen.
Voila! An overclocked Terminator!!!
Of course his Windows XZ for Terminators OS would probably crash…
Or you could have Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith fly into the back of its neck, hook up a Powerbook, and upload Melissa.
Actually T-800’s use the Windows RG OS, which is noted for its stability.