Gender neutral terms...

Having read “Politically Correct Holiday Stories” and a few other such-like, I am wondering it there are a lot of generally recognized gender-inspecific terms already in use, or if it’s just that there are some groups of folks who recognize/use the terms I see from time to time.

In the interest of the continued obfuscation (how’s that pronounced, anyway?), I propose the following gender-neutral terms:

Him/Her = Hem

He/She = Hesh

I’d do more but it’s late and a large percentage of my neurons have retired for the evening. Feel free to comment and/or add your own terms to the list. I’ll check tomorrow or the next day.

~~Baloo

Nah. The correct gender-neutral pronoun (both subject or object) is “yeye.”

Here’s some: Is there a gender-neutral substitute for “his or her”?

I was always kinda partial to this one:

But, not enough to actually use it, because no one would know what I was talking about.