General Boykin: "My God's bigger than your God!"

[Derleth]

He’s crazy like a zealot! (But I don’t think he’s the next Patton. Or Montgomery. Or MacArthur. Or … )

Anyway, from the Respected Quote-san:

In a speech at a Daytona, Florida church in January, Boykin recalled how a top lieutenant of Somali warlord Mohammed Farah Aidid, Osman Otto, boasted on CNN he would never be caught because Allah would protect him.

“Well, you know what?” Boykin was quoted as saying. “I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol.”

Emph-ASSES mine.

So, what do we do about the Religious Wrong in power? Especially when they say shit like this:

“My references to Judeo-Christian roots in America and our nation as a Christian nation are historically undeniable,” he said. “This is a nation of many cultures. My own local church has over 100 nations and cultures, all of which I delight in learning from.”

And that was supposed to patch things over. To tear apart his last sentence: What? You mean you’re only interested in learning of other cultures once they’ve become Christian? Damn. Closed-minded bigot, you are.

(Oh, and his first sentence is historically indefensible as well: All of the Founding Fathers were Deists and did not believe in anything specifically Christian, any more than they believed in anything specifically Jewish or Islamic.)

[Chimera]

Why does this make me think of the old dog food commercial?

My God’s bigger than your God,
My God’s bigger than yours!
My God’s bigger 'cause he eats Kennel Ration
My God’s bigger than yours!
*

[Matchka]

My god is a gnarly god!

[Already_in_Use]

Silly religious fanatics. It’s plainly obvious that my God is the biggest of all.

[Kantalooppi]

*My God is bigger than your God
We take more drugs than a touring funk band (sing it)
My God is bigger than your God (sing it)
My God is bigger than your God (sing it)

And we’re all going straight to hell

[Typo_Negative]

My God can kick your god’s lilly asses.

[Desmostylus]

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title, Kantalooppi, but I didn’t think anyone else would get it.

[Gary_Kumquat]

*Originally posted by Desmostylus *
**That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title, Kantalooppi, but I didn’t think anyone else would get it. **

Shit, me 3. And I thought Mclusky fans were few and far between.

Ach, you’ve probably seen this already, but just in case:

http://www.rathergood.com/lightsabre

[Desmostylus]

No, I hadn’t seen that one before. Thanks.

But it was a bit of a let-down, because he’d previously done something very similar to pay out on the Vines (who really deserved it).

[Gadfly]

My dad is bigger than your dad, he’s got eight cars and a house in Ireland!

</McLusky>

[The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun]

Reminds me of some of the spam a guy I know gets.

“ENLARGE YOUR GOD!”

“MAKE YOUR GOD SO BIG IT’LL KNOCK DOWN WALLS”

“PEOPLE WILL THINK IT’S A THIRD LEG”