I don’t drive drunk. Period.
It occurred to me as I was watching Cops tonight, however, that even with the balance improvements I’ve had as a result of my “martial arts” training, that I probably would have difficultly doing the stupid-assed stunts the cops have you do (which seem to be different for every single jurisdiction and cop) - you know, “stand on one leg and count to 30” or “breakdance for me while reciting the Lord’s Prayer in Greek.” Do I generally have the right to say “I have balance problems, I demand you give me a breathalyzer and end this foolishness?” Or would that be used as an excuse to arrest me because I refused to obey their Lord of the Dance routine? I’ve searched the law in my State (Kansas) and not being a lawyer or not doing the right searches, I’ll be damned if I can figure it out.
Edited to add: I wonder if I could do the same thing at the random “sobriety checkpoints” - that is, say “just give me the breathalyzer so we have no doubt?”