Generating 1.21 gigawatts of power in the 1950's

Alright already!

Sorry to bring a little levity into nitpick central

Yes Yes I most certainly should have specified that a very thin (and/or very long) wire could do the trick under certain duration and conditions.

I had also planned to tell a joke about a chicken and a road but lacked the time to specify the road’s length, width, composition and whether or not it was an interstate or local route.

Sheesh. Tough Room.

You just need better lead-ins. A “short and fat” reference is a perfect set up for a “take my wife, please” zinger.

To say nothing of whether is was a hen or a rooster.

>I had also planned to tell a joke about a chicken and a road but lacked the time to specify the road’s length, width, composition and whether or not it was an interstate or local route.

See, that’s the whole problem. By the time you explain it, it isn’t funny anymore. Go track down some political threads in GD and you’ll see how it’s done.