Geology or Lovecraft? You decide.

[CalMeacham]

@Malleus_Incus_Stapes

It’s a camel?

Don’t get your frogs and toads (batrachians) mixed up with your Bactrian camels.

It’s easy to make a frog go through the Eye of a Needle.

If you use a blender first.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

@Go_Arachnid_Laser

Such alarmism. the article is just about a Supervolcano, the sort that would destroy all life on Earth.

I bet you’re all relieved now. No eldritch horror. Just the end of life forever in the midst of ashes and fire.

That would certainly produce a noisome miasma.

[Machine_Elf]

@burpo_the_wonder_mutt

That would certainly produce a noisome miasma.

A mephitic one at that.

[jayjay]

@Inigo_Montoya

Hideously blasphemous!

(Am I the only one who thinks Lovecraft tries too hard? I think he’d be pitted for his writing style if he posted here)

From my entry in the legendary If LotR Had Been Written By Someone Else!? thread:

@jayjay

If I were to tell you the true story behind the unmaking of that ring…that ring!..you would think me mad. Horrors such as are scribed in ancient tomes of eldritch evil cannot compare to the terror…the cruel, cold, braincrushing terror!..that we felt in the lair of that foul spirit which raimed itself in arachnid form, that vile scavenger, that horrid arcane leech lingering at the border’s of Sauron’s Black Land…

-The Ring-Journal of an Anonymous Hobbit, by H.P. Lovecraft

[Sunspace]

And then there was the Marmite Horror…

[Inigo_Montoya]

@Sunspace

And then there was the Marmite Horror…

Excellent. I’d missed that one.

[Dung_Beetle]

Me too! I hope that is listed somewhere with the rest of the board classics.

[Malleus_Incus_Stapes]

It is. I was the one who submitted it to Threadspotting.