:rolleyes: You both got it wrong…Bush is an alien. Do you not read the tabloids??? Sheesh!
I hate it when my heroes get wooshed. First Eve in the ‘sun’ thread, and now Miller. It’s been a depressing couple of days here at the SDMB.
And as to the OP: get a life! Everyone knows Dick Cheney guided those planes/missiles into their targets via remote control from his ‘undisclosed location’! 
No, no, no. They look similar, but it’s Karl Rove at the controls. Dick Cheney is actually a very elaborate mobile explosive device - HE’S the October Surprise.
And Duke? I’m not sure who his “WHOOSH!” belongs to, but it kinda sorta looks like he thinks I was whooshed.
To quote Eve: The Creepy Clown Thread got me to thinking: what’s creepier, clowns or ventriloquist dummies?
Clowns. Unless the ventriloquist’s dummies start demanding ham.
What about clown ventriloquist dummies? Or vertriloquist clowns?
omg – Miller got whooshed? I may have to take to my bed.
You know I think reading the goat book was some sort of signal. Now that I think of it, didn’t Dubya hold his book upside down when he read to the kiddies before? I think it is a vast right-wing kiddie conspiracy. Yeah, the kids are even in on it. Out of fear they may be left behind otherwise. This is getting scary.
Reptilian.
you are SO out of the loop
Wait, you mean the whole being grounded for missing a physical thing was faked? Wow.
I mean, talk about advance planning. These guys are good.
Bush was **definitely ** on one of those planes.
I even have conclusive evidence to back it up.
My cousin-in-law’s sister’s boyfriend’s mother’s best-friend’s hairdresser overheard it from her boyfriend’s father’s girlfriend that she had recalled seeing an article that proved it.
So there you have it. Sorry to burst the bubble of all you non-believers, but its true. 
See. Now we have a cite to prove it. Thanks Keapon Laffin, great work. And please tell your cousin-in-law’s sister’s boyfriend’s mother’s hairdresser’s boyfriend’s father’s girlfriend thank you for all of us.
And Bush escaped from the first plane by flapping his huge ears like a giant, hairless Bat, and soaring evilly over his hapless victims.
The second plane must have been piloted by Prince Charles, then.
There have been so many ‘whooshes’ that it’s making the room cold…
Did I mention that he left a trail of Dumb Dust in his Hideous Wake?
I didn’t mention that.
What’s truly depressing is that this whole thread isn’t really any more ridiculous than some of the real Bush conspiracy threads on this board.
Just so some innocent reader doesn’t get over-whooshed …
Every post in this thread is a joke and not to be taken seriously.
Including this one.
Ha! Take that, Norman!
Kazart!
He could be Dumbo’s long-lost twin!
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