Sure there may be a few holes in my theory but you have to do what you can, some mud may stick.
Ask yourself, why the pilot training? Coincidence…I think not.
I always wondered about that too. Just before one of the plane hits the world trade center, you can see a little dot pop up out of the roof like an ejection seat . Then after the plane hits, if you look really close at the footage you can see a little parachute unfold and it looks sort of like the insignia on the floor of the Oval office. Everyone always focuses on the building but not the parachute. That is a classic magician’s trick.
A few of the kids at that Florida school where he supposedly was at the time said that Bush looked a little rubbery and could only speak when sitting in the lap of one of the Secret Service agents.
Oh, c’mon guys. Politics in the last few weeks has gotten so petty and tired, don’t we have better things to discuss? Additionally, isn’t it obvious that he flew *two * of them?
Yes, you can see that little dot that Shagnasty mentioned glide into the cockpit of the other plane, only to be ejected right after it hits. Obviously one people guided both planes.
Who bought the “reading a goat” story?
Coincidentally, Kerry was reading to a goat that day…
You know, no matter where I go on the net these days these stupid, asinine theories about GWB did this or didn’t do that are everywhere. It is completely ridiculous what you will see.
You have to be a complete dolt to believe George flew one of those planes, let alone two. Eyewitnesses (the ones that haven’t gone “missing”, anyway) clearly saw him sitting atop the missile that struck the Pentagon.
You people really need to get a clue.
And you need to get a sense of humour. Badly.
When GWB flew the plane on 9/11, it went “WHOOSH!!!”
Great parody, don’t ask.
Ladies and gentlemen, our first whoooooooooosh of the thread.
This is the reason why people never take conspiracy theories seriously.
Cheney flew the second plane.
Well, it was a Cheny but not Dick Cheney himself. It was his lesbian daughter Mary Cheny that he recruited. Dick was sick of other republicans pointing out how horrible she was for being gay and wanted to give her the chance to prove that being a little butch can be useful for certain missions.
so, did George and Dick and Mary wave their cowboys hats & yell “Yeehaw!” as the planes/missiles barrelled in?
FriarTed, you know better than that. Robots don’t express emotion.
No no no no… The pope is a robot, Bush is a hologram.
Geez, at least keep your theories straight
And the less said about what Nader was doing with his goat, the better!
The OP made me smile, but this made me laugh out loud. It’s a joke, sixor9, just a joke. Still, bonus points for healthy skepticism and a willingness to call bullshit when you think you see it.
Welcome to the SDMB.
A double-whoosh, the second coming after two posts pointing out the first? I think that’s a new record, folks.
First, thanks. I’m sure I’ll enjoy my stay here.
But… to quote someone somewhere (I can’t remember who…)
“Its a joke, just a joke.”
Hint 1:
Hint 2:
Hint 3:
Miller, read sixor9’s post again carefully.
It, too, is a joke! Sixor9 made a joke expanding on a joke.
And a good one! He caught both you and Priceguy !!!
(Weren’t you guys a couple of the ones that claimed ‘diligent skepticism’ in a recent thread? No? Hmmmph. Someone else has hijacked your tag, I guess.)