George W vs. Al - Flaming Asshole vs cold oatmeal

My intent on launching this thread (“I shot an arrow into the air…now they make me wear this stinking ablbatross”) is a central suppository for nasty statements abaout the men, one of whom, God help us,is going to be President. One liners preferred. If you have to tell us who it is, it aint worth posting.

All hat and no cattle.

Born on third base, thinks he hit a triple.

From the same wonderful people who brought you Warren G. Harding.

As much charisma as a block of wood, and twice as smart.

Shrub, Junior versus the Vice Felon. Wonderful choice, that.

Never mind who’s for President, who’s for Vice? …