Cox & Combes missed that fact, but they did get the Mason ring & schnauzer right.
As well kicking you apart.
…ooh!
[del]In other news, yes, Prince Albert really is in that can…[/del]
[del]Oh my God, I thought it was an April Fool’s Joke :eek: :smack:[/del]
I’m just going to… go over here now. You know. No reason.
puts paper bag over head
The best thing is that all of those facts on the main page are true (except Washington’s truncated biography). Yes, George Washington did invent instant coffee, and Rush Limbaugh really was the U.S. ambassador to India.
It’s just not the George Washington and Rush Limbaugh you’re thinking of.
This is how you do an April Fools joke.
That explains his extra testicles- they’re monkey balls courtesy of Serge Voronoff (SEGA not having been invented yet).