He’s a butt munch, for sure. Still, without even getting into the assholery of Novak or O’Reilly, I don’t find him any more detestable than Barbara Walters, or John Stossel, or Maury and Connie, or …
If the story about the affair with Mick Jagger is true (see upthread), I’d say it’s more likely his mustache is concealing a Weapon of Ass Destruction. 
Al Capone’s vaults, anyone?
Yeah, that’s why I was wondering why he wasn’t summarily shot by an officer. At least someone had sense to take him on. Maybe that’s why he’s got such a bug up his butt…in addition to his head.
Duly noted. See post #32.
This thread is turning out to be much funnier than I ever anticipated! Thanks, everyone.
I haven’t heard back yet from Geraldo’s handlers about the ratio of fan mail to hate mail.
At least he is funny when he goes on “Conan”. Oh, wait…
Now wait a minute. Mick Jagger and David Bowie is apparently a myth, but Mick does Geraldo?? That man has no taste.
I’ll give you the Willowbrook thing. But for a long time it’s been all about him. His an asshole.
Er…he’s