In memory of my wonderful poodle ballin thread, I have a new and exciting question. This is sorta mundane and pointless. . .
So my friend’s mom has a date tomorrow. The guy asked her if she knows what a ‘german kiss’ is. She said no. He laughed and said he’ll have to show her. :eek:
Any ideas?
I think German and I think horrible, horrible poo porn. Am I wrong? For her sake, let me be wrong.
Google searches are mostly returning hits related to Teutonic Gene Simmons-wannabes.
urbandictionary.com has no definition, which would be quite unusual if the term is indeed in common use.
Wonder if it’s like a Swedish Tequila.
My dictionary of slang doesn’t give German kiss.
It does, however, define German duck as half a sheep’s head boiled with onions. So if a duck is a sheep, a kiss is not a kiss. It could be anything, but let’s hope it’s not sheep & onions, unless that’s what they are having for dinner.
I’m thinking its a headbutt.
That’s a Glasgow kiss.
In the majority of cases, the modifier prefix German~ seems to indicate something related to turds. I wish your friend’s mother the very best of luck, but perhaps she should take a little pack of wipes with her.
Silly me.
I must remember that a kiss is still a kiss and a sigh is just a sigh, and that fundamental things apply as time goes by.
And when two Germans woo
They often use their poo
On this you can rely…
It may be some kind of drink. I know of one called an “angel’s kiss” so maybe this is a variation on that.
Indeed, although I think a German sigh might be more of a southerly breeze.
The German Kiss, which involves the girl dressing up like Poland and the guy dressing up in leather pants and invading the girl.
It might be best to ‘take precautions’ otherwise the German kiss might well result in a Battle of the Bulge.
Jackboots, quirt, funky moustache, braids, Wagner, knockwurst and sauerkraut.
You forgot shaven head, dirndl, clickable heels, steins and Achtung!
so wear a monocle in your eye
cos when the poo starts to fly
you’ll wonder what the hell
as time goes by
Did she ever find out?.. Inquiring minds need to know…
Let’s see, maybe a list of types of ethnic-named kisses is in order. We can fill in German once we find out what it is.
French - tongues
Eskimo - noses
Sicilian - drink
Glasgow - forehead to mouth
And of course the Australian Kiss – same as a French Kiss, only it’s Down Under! 