Get a government bailout for your bad economic decisions.

Have you made poor economic decisions in your life? Are you stuck with large amounts of debt, or goods that just don’t represent value for money?

Well, there’s now a place where you can list your Shit Pile and ask the government to take it off your hands (for a fair price, of course).

Buy My Shit Pile

Here are a few examples:

My broken ass Hewlett Packard printer that never worked but that i paid hard-earned money for…

Bad Beanie Baby Investment circa 1997

$38,000 in student loan debt