Get a government bailout for your bad economic decisions.

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Have you made poor economic decisions in your life? Are you stuck with large amounts of debt, or goods that just don’t represent value for money?

Well, there’s now a place where you can list your Shit Pile and ask the government to take it off your hands (for a fair price, of course).

Buy My Shit Pile

With our economy in crisis, the US Government is scrambling to rescue our banks by purchasing their “distressed assets”, i.e., assets that no one else wants to buy from them. We figured that instead of protesting this plan, we’d give regular Americans the same opportunity to sell their bad assets to the government. We need your help and you need the Government’s help!

Use the form below to submit bad assets you’d like the government to take off your hands. And remember, when estimating the value of your 1997 limited edition Hanson single CD “MMMbop”, it’s not what you can sell these items for that matters, it’s what you think they are worth. The fact that you think they are worth more than anyone will buy them for is what makes them bad assets.

Here are a few examples:

My broken ass Hewlett Packard printer that never worked but that i paid hard-earned money for…

Bad Beanie Baby Investment circa 1997

$38,000 in student loan debt