I’ve got a free “Get Out Of Death” card that will revive you from any death, with memory of how you died intact but the memory of the pain gone…but I only have one, and you have to earn it by telling me on how you plan to die in a spectacularly insane and/or stupid manner.
Bring it on!
Death by a thousand matches.
I’d like to be completly frozen solid by lying under a tank of liquid nitrogen and letting it flow all over me until I was rock solid. That would be so cool.
I always thought hydroplaning off of Niagara Falls would be the way to go.
Not remembering that I’d doused myself in Meaty, by Dior just prior to raising my hand to volunteer during the lion-taming act at the circus.