Get out of debt!!!!

In My Humble Opinion
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I’ll admit that I don’t have a stellar credit rating. I have revolving debt, I’ve bounced a check or two, overdrafted my account, etc.

I also am now engaged, and thus don’t really have a need for HOT SLUTZ WILLING TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.

Recently, in the last year or so, coinciding with when I met Anniz, I’ve noticed that the general gist of the spam e-mail I’ve received has been more of the ilk to help me get out of debt, rather than to recruit me to porn sites.

Anyone else notice this trend, or are they on to me?

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Hmmm, my spam is, in descending order…

  1. Porn
  2. Get out of debt / offers of credit to dodgy types
  3. Internet domain registration companies
  4. Sundry Nigerial Generals offering to put a million bucks in my acconut

And yes, #2 has increased in the last few months.

3

hey, I could get out of Debt, increase the size of my penis by 3 inches, and lose 80lbs. Yes, I’ve got debt, but I think it’s a mere conicidence since don’t have a penis to increase the size of, and I’d probably die if I lost that much weight, since I’d weigh no more than Karen Carpender did towards the end. Did you know there are lots of “work from home” oportunities too? And Miss Cleo knew my name when she e-mailed me, that proves she’s for real :slight_smile:

4

I get a lot of “Get out of debt” second only to “University degree waiting for you” and “Free Trip”.

[paranoide tone]
They are on to me
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5

I so rarely get porn email . . . the last time I did it was from a doper.

Most of mine involve either APRs, registering my name as a domain (yeah. Anyone is EVER going to do that), because I’m on the “fast track” in business and someone has an offer for me, etc.

Oh, and supposedly I’ve won the Lottery several times. “You’re a winner!” just doesn’t fool this old stodge anymore.

William Denkert and Curtis Johnson just do not have a clue.

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I get a lot of hot slutz wanting to suck my cock. Unfortunately, I have no cock for them to suck.

I also get many offers that could increase my penis length. Again… no cock.

I have no debt, since I avoid using my credit cards as much as possible and the small amount that I have drawn on the account was for schoolbooks and was paid for by my mother.

I’ve also received many offers for a university degree NOW. As tantalizing as that may be, I’ve already paid for the one I’m working on at the moment, and it’s nonrefundable.