Get your baby's dirty ass off the restaurant table!

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@Guinastasia

My grandfather used to tell my mother when she was little, “tables are for glasses, not for asses.”

To the health department?

The Health Department doesn’t give a fuck, believe me. They’re not going to rush right out to the store. They’re going to write it down and blow you off.

And yes, there ARE people out there who take their kids out wearing nothing but their diapers

No there aren’t. Not in restaurants. Not anywhere really.