Having been married for over 24 years, I’m interested in what this stage of relationship is, the one which my wife and I apparently failed to move on to because neither of us drink. We didn’t even know it existed!
Thanks!
Hehe, that is probably because you’ve never seen a judge caught with a fake id before?
Well some people live a boring lifestyle that doesn’t mean others should follow as well.
But you didn’t answer the question!
HELP ME, ALENDONALD! HELP MY FROM MY BORING LIFESTYLE!
Seriously though… what stage are you talking about? Are you saying you can’t get laid as a kid if she isn’t drunk?
Because you can! Well… at least I could.
AlenDonald, if you read the rules for the message board (which, I believe, you had to agree to as part of signing up for an account here), you will see this:
“You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use the SDMB to post any material that you know or should know is false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, threatening, invasive of a person’s privacy, or in violation of U.S. law. You agree not to post material that in our opinion encourages activity that is illegal in the U.S.”
(bolding mine)
Your question is, very clearly, asking for advice on how to get around the fact that you aren’t old enough to legally drink. The other posters on this thread are aware of this rule on this board, and that’s why you’re getting the sorts of responses that you are.
You aren’t going to get the kind of answers you’re looking for here.
If the only excitement you can bring into a relationship is drinking yourself into a stupor, then you are the last one to judge others.
That is fine, but these guys are sending me lectures on how to lead a successful relationship without drinking some exotic cocktails as if they have never touched alcohol in their life.
There’s room between teetotaler and drunk out of your skull.
Child, I have “touched” alcohols that you will never see in your lifetime. I have had 25 year old single malt scotch, tequilas so expensive and smooth that you don’t want to set the glass down, and brandies that inspire dreams. You don’t know jack about drinking.
You probably touched one out of these you mentioned while you were writing this comment.
Oh snap!
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
How witty, by half.
Can I just say that I’m confused how you are in a “relationship” and she’s “your girl” when you haven’t gone on a date yet? Have things changed that much in the last decade?
Sick burn.
Really. You may wish to wait on posting retorts until you feel better. That was pretty bad.
But do you understand the agreement you signed to post here?
Maybe he signed up under his “novelty ID.”
We are talking straight. It’s just that straight talk doesn’t seem to be what you want to hear.
If you’re in the US and under 21 you can not legally drink.
Sorry about that. But that’s the facts.
We can’t stop you from breaking that law if you’re determined, but neither are we compelled to help you break the law.
Time to place bets on the name on that ID. 50 quatloos on “Jack Mihoff.” 
What kind of help are you expecting to get here, exactly? Do you want someone to ship you a fifth of vodka or something?