This is the funniest thing I’ve read all week. Seriously, I’m in tears here, I can barely type.
Georg of the Jungle. <snerk>
You forgot HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, and EVIL.
If I ever saw anything like that in my house I would positively shit a Mini Cooper.
I’d grab my family and run screaming into the street if I saw that in my house.
Nearly hit the roof when I found a teeny inch-long centipede in my front entryway.
shudders Now I’m gonna be stepping carefully.
Is that worse than making the Baby Jesus cry?
On a side note, I would have stomped, shot, burned, or otherwise eliminated said insect before the other part of my brain recognized that it could be important. Kudos to that guy for courage under fire…
I see a nine-inch-long, one-inch wide, legless centipede* EVERY time I sit down on the toilet. So no, I’m not terrified.
*Actual size may vary. Please allow for inflated ego/unrealistic sexual expectations.- The MGMT
:eek:
I can imagine what our Australian members think of the fuss the British are making of this “deadly” creature that can give you a “blistering rash”.
I usually just laugh and don’t waste bandwith praising a good line, but that my friend was positively the funniest visual described on a message board. Ever.
I blame you for the strange looks I will get tomorrow at work when I bust out laughing for no apparent reason. Thank you.
Apropos of the topic of this thread, here’s a link to an three-year old Pit rant on centipedes.
Pansies, can’t handle real bugs. I live in Arizona. If it’s bitey, stingey, ponty and/or venemous we probably have it. There are only two venemous lizards in the world and we have them. Centepedes are bad enough but watch a vinagaroon skitter across the floor while you’re walking in bare feet if you really want to be creeped out.
Which kid’s head? 
This one, I believe…
<innocent sparkly Anime eyes>Does it also give people a blistering rash?</innocent sparkly Anime eyes>
That’s none of your damn business, and I’d thank you to keep out of my medical records.