You’ve gavotta be kidding.
Just a minuet - I’m getting bourreed of all these galanteries; are you tocca ta me?
/me shoots Le Ministre. “Had to be done,” he said, blowing the smoke from the muzzle of his six shooter.
Okay, that was pretty suite–I think you got allemande-atory dances.
If I weren’t at my condo “clubhouse” for the WiFi I’d grab my OED and learn something. Oh, wait, somebody already has done it for me.
FWIW, I stopped using gig for a music engagement a while ago – I personally just call an engagement “a job.” But plenty of good musicians still use the term “gig” – probably for the ease of communication with the square apples or just from habit.
“Oh, Bob - of course I’ll marry you!”
Frantically dials phone…
“Mom, Bob and I just got gigged!”
Ah, but you forgot about the Da Capo - “I’m Baaaaaaach!”