I can’t figure out if the style is more E.E. Cummings or William Carlos Williams.
Ouch, that’s kind of harsh. What do you have against gibberish.
I like it. But only from my dates as a sign of being just drunk enough.
The laughing part seems to be a major source of friction. I wouldn’t care about the massive power and being used as a pawn kinda thing if it wasn’t for the laughing, snickering and such. Sneering and giggling are off-putting too.
Well, this is the $64 question, isn’t it? They got trillions, massive armies of the night and all the really hot women sewn up, and we’ve got…message boards.
All we can do is tighten up our act a little bit, which means coherent paragraphs, NO ALL CAPS and for sure NO SP LIT TING U P WO R DS LI KE LIB ER AL s.
If you make our heads hurt we cannot help organize the revolution which is so fervently to be desired. No more fluoridated water - check. Remove amalgam fillings - check. Maintain an alkaline acid-base balance - check. Real paragraphs and complete words - PLEASE!!!
I seriously just think we should put lurking_guest, adhay, and ivan astikov in a room together and see if they can start a cult, or something.
It’s a portmanteau for mustard greens, I think.
Edgar A. Guest, ripped to the tits on PCP.
I got as far as “Sarah Palin is right” and my mind just wouldn’t let me read any more.
Maybe someone should submit it to:
Here is my condensed version of the OP:
Some people have money and power.
Many other people don’t.
This is a very BAD thing! umkay?
Sprinkle in various names of people and organizations and write your own crazy rant! It’s fun, it’s easy, anyone can do it!
You’re gonna have to fight Valteron for it.
On a semi-related note, there was an imaginary story published in 1967 in which Kal-El’s younger brother, Knor-El, becomes the Superman of Metropolis while Kal-El becomes Hyperman, hero of Montreal. I assume Montreal was chosen, at least in part, because it was in the news for hosting Expo '67.
I think it’s more along the lines of:
Some people have money and power.
I’m not one of them.
WHINE.
Suck it up, you pansy. The World Revolution will not be built on a bunch of sissy-marys.
Jumpin’ fuckin’ Jebus. Did your mom catch you toking and send you bed? Maybe you should move out of her basement and get a place of your own. Fucking wanker.
Do you think this guy might be related to r.w. jefferson?
Reminds me of Lenin’s What Is To Be Done?, except retardo.
By the way, I predict that lurking guest will not return to this thread, and will once again drop off the boards for a week or two until he returns to post yet another version of this gibberish in a new thread, in the wrong forum of course, whine for a day or two about how no one appreciates his genius, and then starts the cycle all over again.
If you do return, LG, would you care to respond to the question you’ve been asked several times now? Namely, do you admit that you were wrong about needing millions of dollars to be part of the wealthiest 1% of the world? And if you weren’t wrong, how do you explain the citations that were posted in that thread - oh, two or three cycles back?
Have you tried out for the role of Don Quixote in your local theater group?
It’s Mad Libs, then? Okay. I’ll give it a try.
Some people have money and power.
Paris Hilton, Paris Texas, Paris France - coincidence? NO!
Jefferson Davis, Thomas Jefferson, William Jefferson Blythe (then Clinton), all tied to Jefferson Airplane. It’s the hippies fault! HI PPI ES!
Many other people don’t.
Don’t drink and drive, don’t do drugs, don’t rock the boat baby, baby come back. Songs are the answer to freedom! Don’t let the li ber al hi ppi es take away your freedom with their songs about freedom!
This is a very BAD thing! umkay?
Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Do or do not, there is no try.
How’s that?
Not enough cowbell.
I was going for a beatnik snapping fingers kinda vibe.