We all like to show our best side to the world, right? We all like to put our best foot (and face) forward, correct? And so the pictures we share of ourselves are the ones we find most flattering.
But then there are those other photos… You know the ones I mean. The ones that you’d like to tear into 37 pieces, simmer in acid, and bury under skunk cabbage in the middle of a moonless night.
Oh, yeah, you have 'em, I know you do. The ones you cringe at whenever anyone hauls them out.
GIVE. Lemme see 'em. Put your worst foot (the one with the clown shoe) forward. Reveal the image that frightens the horses and gives small children enduring nightmares.
Here. I’ll lead the way.* Who’s got the guts to follow?
- Warning: Post-surgery GAK-ness.