And, to be nice, I’ll provide a paragraph to be inserted at random into your life’s story:
And so, welby skipped down the promenade, holding hands with the cute, cuddly grizzy bear and dreaming of all the fun things he would do later that day with his new friend the Noncorporeal Wildabeast Overlord of Varlence VII. When all of a sudden, a gaggle of ninjas leapt out from their hiding place, the underside of a nearby lampshade! (this part has been ommitted to save bandwidth).
After their miraculous escape, welby and the now not-quite-so-cute grizzly bear, who was happily holding what remained of its shredded entrails, skipped further down the promenade to await their next grand adventure.
P.S. 300th post! Even if the proceeding paragraph was exceedingly lame, I hope you feel sufficiently honored, welby
Teletron, I am ever so honored that you’d use a 300th post on me! Thanks.
Exgineer, excellent job! What thread are you referring to, though? I know that you’re a Rue Insider and all, but here on the SDMB we tend to link to the stuff we talk about.
My guess is that you’re referring to this thread, which I pointed out to you myself in this thread, though you might be talking about this thread, but if you’re talking about the third one, it’s a compliment, not an insult.
It’s okay though, with the anger issues and what not I can understand you getting all upset. Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the threapy.
Orgies? Is this an autobiography or a letter to Penthouse?
We could mention corgies. Maybe we could event work up to corgies having orgies. If they belonged to the President, they could be Georgie’s corgies at orgies.
