Give old bands Nu-metil names

Da Hu

Krosbee, Stilz, Gnash, & Yung

Blu Chear

tha Stu-jes

NU Order

Ded Boyzz
Th’ Krampz
The Karrz
Blooz Bruthuz

Specifically, to prevent mispronunciation by Americans.

(Taken from the highly selective and none-too-accurate Hammer of the Gods, so take it with a grain of salt.)

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Blu Oister Kult

Pinq Floid

No AOL-speak? Ok, then. The Kinkz

Wild Stallions

Minit Werk
U Rithh Mikz

How about “The Stew Jizz”? :wink: :smack:

No misspelling, as far as I know. They named themselves after the high-school (either gym or woodshop) teacher that told them “they would never amount to nothin’!”.

You got a problem, take it up with Mr. and Mrs. Skynyrd.

Well, the teacher (at least according to VH1 Behind the Music) was Leonard Skinner. So it is a creatively altered homage.

Kraftwerk?

No. Damn it again.

Ok, how about Nayöbe.

Seeleen DeeOn

makes secret devil finger sign and waggles tongue

Pelvis Press Lee

Enryko Kyrooso

You just reminded me of one of the classic joke threads on this board. I’m laughing just thinking about it.

This thread is about 100 times funnier than I thought it would be.

Nü Krysti Mynstrlz

Do tell.

Which one? Link?

…let’s see…

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