And on the 0th day God created alcohol, because he’s as big a lush as I am. WOoho! You GO God!
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Very clever. I remember my first beer, too.
I just knew something like this was going to happen.
Dr.Watson
“John Barleycorn must die.”
Man made alcohol. God made weed. Who do you trust?
I am the user formerly known as puffington.
I made poison ivy, too, but that don’t mean ya oughta smoke it.
Just kidding. The dope is cool, but watch your logic.
True enough. I just saw it on the back of a t-shirt once and it felt like it belonged in this thread 
Then again, my Rasta children use it to get close to me. Whatever works.
love ya,
GOD
hey boss, I been looking for you . . .
Yeast, not man, made alcohol.
Good quote though
From the greatest to least,
From Human to Yeast,
We are all gods creatures.
Be kind and don’t drink pasturized beer.
A point in every direction is like no point at all
Not my first beer, but my worst hangover yet. Whoa. What a party.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
In heaven, there is no beer.
That is why we drink it here.
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
As Kurt Vonnegut pointed out in Breakfast of Champions, the delightful chemical we know and love as ethanol is simply yeast excrement. Yummy!