God Bless the Germans

Especially this one.

And me, in Colorado.

What, they couldn’t release her name and address? How’m I supposed to plan my vacation now? Maybe Fodor’s will come out with a “Sluts Of Western Europe” edition for 2002.

Where am I when these things happen?

I’ve gotta hang out at the airport more often.

Try Zagat’s. Tasty Eats, don’tcha know.

I was wondering what had happened to Mrs. Dr. Schadenfreude (In Waiting). She told me she was going shopping.

False alarm. Mrs. Dr. Schadenfreude (In Waiting) has just returned with provisions. I must learn to place more trust in what she tells me.