God fucking damnit let me sleep!

Because I was pregnant for a month before I realized it wasn’t just a really bad bug combined with a couple of hangovers. I was partying a lot (for me) and got pretty wasted at least once during the first month. Took me 3 weeks to get confirmed I was pregnant though… fucking idiotic doctor I had… I no longer go there…

Oh, before you found out, not before you were. Teach me to skim.