This cracked me up so bad.
“I hate the way this story portrays and hurts women. Also, I hope that woman dies painfully, I hate her.”
This might make you laugh, too: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/more/news/20130306/kingdoms-of-sport/
Touche. I could have written that better.
Wheel of Time is longer than hell too, and sucks for different reasons [Aes Sedai beating the shit out of each other] but at least there are fewer godawful sex scenes.