…or else he needs glasses, cause his aim is off.
Lightning Strikes Water in Front of Bass Boat
I think he is thanking the wrong party. God sent the lightning, Satan took one for the team and saved Owings ass.
Actually, God allowed Don Adams to take over the Lightning Dept.
“Sorry Chief, missed it by that much.”
I can’t tell for sure from the article, but it sounds like this kid, who’s a professional ass bangler—I mean, bass angler—doesn’t know enough to get off the water during a lightning storm without seeing lightning strike right in front of his face?
He was waiting until the last possible minute. Everyone knows that the biggest bass are attracted by lightning.
And if his fish was struck, it would save him the trouble of cooking it.
Personally, I’d suspect Zeus, Thor, or Raiden first, lightning is more their M.O.
According to Rome, Zeus & Thor have left the building.
So, what’s Raiden’s alibi then?
Too busy with Liu Kang.
People normally have the be-Jesus scared out of them, not into them.
Neptune and Poseidon are feeling left out. Won’t anyone think of the sea gods?
Why didn’t god miss me? :: grump :::
They were fishing at Lake Athens. Probably too small a body of water for the big boys. Maybe Athena would be more interested.
Well, Neptune was the god of fresh water and the sea (yes, I had to look it up). I can understand if he preferred to ignore Texas and leave it to Satan, though.