I live in a dorm. My nehibor is this loud mouthed slut who absolutly MUST play her heavy-beat techno music at full volume AND full bass at midnight. She answers her phone- which only rings at 2 am or when she’s not there- with a shout: “OHMIGOD HOW ARE YOU! I MISSED YOU, BABY!” She slamms her door hard enough to make my damn wall shake. One of skanky friends asked why she didn’t answer her phone. Her reply? “I had some guy’s dick in my mouth.” The whole fucking floor complains about her, so what does she do? leaves a note on her door: “It’s my room, I’ll do what I want!” First of all, bitch, it is not your fucking room, you are RENTING it from the university! we, so far, have extended the coutesrey of not beating the shit out of you, be nice and return the favor by shutting the fuck up! Whos dick did you suck to get in this university, Huh? She never does homework, or goes to class as far as I can tell. She doesn’t have a roommate, we think the girl who was going to room with her had the sense to run. She wears barely there tops that she’s always falling out of, and she can stand to do some crunches, if you know what I mean. Same with her lard ass and tight pants. I don’t say this about many people, but I truly think she should be covered in honey and devowered by army ants.
Any comparing stories to make me feel better? Or alternate deaths?