If you think you are reading this you are not. I don’t exist, apparently.
As I have been laid off recently and unable to find a job, I have been looking for a job in the less professional sectors. I have been looking for jobs in construction, and landscaping, and other manual labor of the type. Well, these jobs look are conscious of illiegal aliens, so they ask for an original birth cirtificate, and a social security card. Which were both in my wallet for request, obviously along with my Driver’s licence. Well, my wallet was stolen tonight, leaving me abscent of all my ID. Since I have never had the chance to leave the country I have no passport.
I don’t think there is anyway I can ever get my ID reestablished without having some official basis. I am so unbeliveably fucked. I not sure if there is anyway I can ever exist again. Assblowing bastard shitfuck from hell, I am so pissed, If I find out who stole it they are going going to put put through such suffering they well be begging to have their still attached nutsack put halfway through a meat grinder for relief! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!
Go to Social Security and start from there. After taking a breath.
No relatives to vouch for your authenticity? Your former employer?
If you had a job that you lost, there will be records.
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My wild-ass guess is that you didn’t have your original birth certificate, but an original copy. I’m sure there’s one on file somewhere that you can get another copy of, and that you’re not the only guy this has ever happened to, so someone out there can help you I’m sure. It’s horrible, and I’m sorry, but I’m betting there is a way out of this.
Assuming you were born in the USA within the past 70 or so years, your birth cert. should be available for a price. Or any number of other countries, but the US is what I’m most familiar with. I am sure I’d be able to find the correct place for you to contant for many other locations as well though.
I do a lot of genealogy work, so I know how to locate vital records. If you want to email me with your date of birth and place, I can lead you to the place to request a copy. Once you have that, you can go to the Social Security office and get another copy of your ss card. Once you have the ss card you can get your dl back. My email is in my profile.
Actually now that I think about it, you will have to replace your ss card, but you probably can request a replacement for your dl before you recieve your new ss card. You might want to check into that. You may have to do it in order…but it can be done.
Chin up! There is hope. You won’t be a non-person for long 
Uh, seen your name in other posts. no sympathy here.
If you haven’t reported the theft to the police, do so, and get a copy of the report. This will protect you if the thief is arrested and shows your ID. It will allow you to drive with your license missing. It should help you get a replacement license and birth certificate, if there’s any hassle there.
Having your wallet stolen is a bitch. I hope everything works out for you and that you get a great job.