In the past 5 days, I’ve either hopped into the bed of my truck to get to my toolbox, or put someting into the bed, where each time I’ve seen something new–and I didn’t fuckin’ put it there.
First time, it was someone’s McDonalds’ bag. The wrappers of a quarter pounder with fries, and a large shake.
Second time, it was someone’s 16oz. cup full of pistachio shells.
Third time, it was someone’s half finished Mountain Dew that laid it’s contents all across my bed.
Fuckin’ assholes! I know it’s the curse of pickup trucks, but there is no fuckin reason that I should have to clean up after you asswipes! Take your fuckin’ garbage to the can like everyone else, or I will make it my point in life to get in your face about it and make you eat what you throw in my bed.
Tripler
I’ve had enough. Have some decency, or I will thump you.
Wow. It’s never even occurred to me to do that! And there’s NBIT33 over there, guiltily confessing to it.
The inside of my car always looks like a trash compactor; I don’t ever litter but I rarely get around to finding a trashcan, either, so usually I just end up littering up my car instead.
Some motherfucker left the remains of an Old English 40 ouncer in the bed of my truck. This disturbed me on several levels (being a 12 step guy). I’m glad I saw it before I got on the road. I don’t know if the cops would consider that an ‘open container’ in my car.
You know what the really fucked thing is???
There was a trash can not 25 feet away. He threw it in my truck rather than walking 25 feet to the trash can!
Tripler, I was so intrigued with this previously-unknown phenomenon that I asked Mr. Levins about it, b/c he used to own a pickup truck.
He said it happened all the time, and that his “favorite” occasion was when he lived at an apt. complex and came outside to see two Hefty trash bags sitting in the bed of his truck. One of his neighbors had apparently decided to save themselves a walk to the dumpster.
He said he almost hauled it off, and then said, “Fuck that!”
So he pulled the bags out, set them on the sidewalk, and got a piece of cardboard and stuck it on top of them, facing the apt. complex.
He’d written, “If I ever catch whoever put this trash in the bed of my truck, or see anyone else doing it, I swear to God I will beat your fucking ass.”
I really can’t understand why someone would even consider throwing their trash in someone’s truck bed. Really, what is the logic behind that? Why not just throw it on the ground?
This makes me fucking INSANE. Between the assholes putting the goddamn flyers on my windshield on the passenger side in the RAIN and the shitheads throwing their garbage in the bed of my truck, I’m about ready to murderize somebody.
No shit! I’ve found beer cans and bottles too, and I hate even having to touch them to throw them out. You get that smell on your hands…blecccchhhhh.
I’m just waiting for the day I catch the idiot while they’re doing it.
I’ve been thinking about replacing my van with a pickup, and I thought one of those bed covers would be a good idea. Now I see that it might be a necessity. Da noive of some people!!
I always thought people who kept collections of crushed beer cans in the beds of their trucks were losers. Until I got a truck and instantly the bed started being a collection site for other people’s cans while my back was turned.
I wonder what the houses of people who do that to other people’s property look like.
