Godwin’s Law, that the longer a thread continues the probability that a comparison mentions Hitler or the Nazi’s approaches 1 is pretty much a truism. So lets cut to the chase, is there any response where it can’t be godwinized?
I’ll start with a low-ball by admitting that I quite like puppies.
The next person has to godwinize that and add something that can’t be godwinized, if possible 
Do you know who else liked puppies? Hitler!!
I like Jews.
I like concentrated orange Jews. Just like Hitler.
You know who else used to drag Hitler into unrelated threads?
GODWIN!
I like Jane Austen.
You know who else was an author?
HITLER!!
I like acting like a retard.
A case of cultural misappropriation …
Nazis, please keep your hands off our Jane Austen.
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You know who else took acting lessons?
I like hiking in the mountains.
You better hurry or the SS will catch you before you reach Switzerland. Whatever you do, don’t give away your position by bursting into song on the way.
It’s awfully cold where I live lately.
These winter storms have been nasty, and have probably frozen some people to death.
You know who else froze people to death?
I like to play nudist Pokemon Go.
Moderation
You know who else put threads in the wrong forum?
Hitler would have, I’ll bet. Moved to thread games.
You know who else wore Jack boots…
Back to nudist Pokemon go…
You know who else wanted the Japanese to fight his battles for him?
I’ve been reading Kelly and Zach Weinersmith’s new science book, Soonish.
It’s well known that the Japanese love baseball, a sport played with three bases, one bat and one ball.
Do you know who else had one ball? That’s right—Hitler!
Is that about the science behind the rise of the Fourth Reich…or the Fifth one?
Duke Kahanamoku was an awesome surfer.
You know who also rode a wave?
That’s right, a wave of extreme nationalist sentiment all the way to dictatorship over the Reich.
Honeycrisp. Mmmm…how do you like them apples?
The line Will Hunting used to bully Clark. Just like the way Hitler bullied Chamberlain at the Munich Conference.
I just drank some ginger ale.
You know who else drank beverages? Hitler, that’s who.
I watched a hockey game on TV earlier tonight.
You know who was full of horse hockey?
Hitler.
I am eating chocolate bon bons.
You know who else liked chocolate bomb bombs?
Charlie Chaplin had a funny little moustache, didn’t he?
You know who else had a funny little moustache?
Heinrich Himmler, that guy who worked for Hitler.
Most of the collies that played Lassie were actually males.
