We are visiting my parents in Lincoln, Nebraska. I know: thrilling, yeah? Then we found some terrific fares to Spokane, Washington. So, after some consideration, we’ve decided to drive to Nebraska!
First the bad news: It’s 24 hours as the robot drives from Spokane to Lincoln. We are bringing our 8 year old girl and 4 year old boy. We’re going to take 4 days each way… which brings me to my good news.
Now the good news: We’re going on a Griswold family vacation. I’m going to be Clark looking for the biggest ball of twine and yelling “Hey underpants” at the bartenders. We pretty much follow I-90 from Spokane to Rapid City, and then take a diagonal to Lincoln. My plan is pretty much mapped out, where we’re rarely driving 4 hours without stopping somewhere cool, from Custer’s Battlefield to Devils Tower to the Badlands. Nothing is too kitchy, from the Archway in Kearney to the Black Hills Cosmos. Cement dinosaurs? Check. Chuckwagon and rodeo in Cody? Check. Wall Drug? Big 'ol check!
On the way back, we’re devoting a whole day and a half to Yellowstone.
And some ugly news: I have never done a road trip of this magnitude as a father. “Where do you live, on an island?” Why, yes, in Hawaii. It takes about 3 hours to drive around Oahu. My previous mainland trips with the little ones haven’t lent themselves to long road trips, certainly not overnight ones.
Now, I’ve taken road trips as a child, but have nothing but fond memories of the places and things we saw. I’m quite sure my parents’ views might’ve differed. I know a few truths: that while I want my children to be awed by four presidents on a mountain, they’ll remember the indoor waterslide at the motel more. And while I’ll be delighted by winding through the Rocky Mountains in Montana, Anya and Grant will be asking “Are we there yet?” and “I have to go to the bathroom”.
Those of you with small children, any advice? We’d like to limit their iPad/DS/DVD time, because we’re mean parents who want kids to enjoy the scenery and interact with us. I also concede this idealistic parenting may not last past the first rest stop.