Goldman Sachs betting on economy to stagnate or crash in near future...

If I could make money by shorting the dollar, I’d do it. Why wouldn’t you? If I really think the dollar is going to drop in value, am I supposed to go down with the ship? Thank-you, sir, may I have another!?

Well, short away!

“In addition, you can be a “deemed qualified alien” if, under certain circumstances, you, your child, or your parent has been subjected to battery or extreme cruelty while in the United States.”

wtf?