Good lord, make it stop!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH:confused:HHHHHHH:eek:HHHHHHH:mad:!!!

Who let the dogs out?

Woof, woof, woof, woof woof woo woof!

Must be too high-pitched.
I don’t hear a thing:D

I disagree.

would you care for me to hum a few bars?

Shhhhhhhh.

[sup]do you hear it???

snap. crackle. pop.[/sup]
Sweet mother of crap, now my nose is bleeding! Please make it stop.

Must have been a really bad case of gas pains. A HUGE fart. Hence the OP. AHHH relief :D:D

Ya, that’s it.

[old AlkaSeltzer commercial]

Plop, plop!
Fizz, fizz!
Oh, what a relief it is!

[/old AlkaSeltzer commercial]

Now here I was sure Enderw23 had to be talking about those new Pillsbury commercials with that horribly shrill jingle - “…my HEAAAR-art to yours.” I scream if I can’t hit the mute button in time.

Obviously, he’s talking about a new Mariah Carey song.

Been reading RosieWolf, Idnew, Little Potato threads again, have we?

You must not have read the warning label:

Take off pants, then iron.

I’d tell you, but it’s quite boring actually. Not nearly as fun as your guesses.

Barney on Ice. That’s got to be it.

“bud” “weis” “er”
“watching the fireflies, having a bud.”
“squeak squeaky”
“hello ferret”