Jack Schitt was the only son of Owe Schitt and Awe Schitt. Owe Schitt, the fertilizer madgnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the “Knee Deep Inn”,a country motel. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt and they had six children. Sadly their first child Holy Schitt passed away shortly after birth. Next came twin sons Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. They then had two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt. Their last child, a son, was named Bull. As time went on, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a highscholl drop out. Deep Schitt’s twin brother Dip Schitt, married Lotta Schitt, who gave birth to a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt married the Happens Brothers.The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Hawse Schitt. Bull Schitt recently married a spicy Italian number Pisa Schitt and together they await the birth of their first son Baby Schitt. So next time someone tells you that “you don’t know Jack Schitt!!”, you can say that not only you know Jack Schitt, but the entire family as well!!!.
A friend of my told me that one of his fellow residents was run out, basically, for following the inglorious tradition of helping indigent women pick names for the babies… and steering them toward totally inappropriate names.
I guess that’s bedside manner.
“It is not certain how many years these gatherings were maintained but a printed book of rules records the involvement of Assheton Curzon, perpetual treasurer, and Miss Curzon as Lady patroness.”
I just met a Tequila a couple of days ago- she pronounced it oddly and I can’t remeber how, now. (old age)
My daughter goes to school with a girl named Melena. Perhaps only folks in the medical field will recoil at that one.
I went through junior high with a gal named Candida, and at the time I guess none of us knew what else it meant, so she didn’t get razzed as far as I know.
Melina…Isn’t that a term for a darkened stool or something?
I went through junior high with a gal named Candida, and at the time I guess none of us knew what else it meant, so she didn’t get razzed as far as I know.
Melina…Isn’t that a term for a darkened stool or something?
sailor, don’t give us any more of your Schitt.
Melena in Spanish means “mane” like a lion’s mane. Or an attractive head of hair, as we would also say in English “Her tawny mane was the envy of the other schoolgirls.” (OK, if we wrote drivel…). So whatever unsavory medical meaning Melena has, it also has a pleasant meaning.
Melena in Spanish means “mane” like a lion’s mane. Or an attractive head of hair, as we would also say in English “Her tawny mane was the envy of the other schoolgirls.” (OK, if we wrote drivel…). So whatever unsavory medical meaning Melena has, it also has a pleasant meaning.
A young songwriter, Mary Melena, named her album Something Passing Through.
Actually, she’s probably named after the title character in the play by George Bernard Shaw.
I guess it’s better than being named Chlamydia, but wow…
I really and truly knew a girl named Urine. She pronounced it “YOU-reen.”
I went to school with some weirdly named kids. There was A$$hole, whose name was pronounced “uh-SHO-lee.” There was also F@t@ss, whose name was pronounced “fuh-TAHSS.” Also poor little Hosmacker, whose name was pronounced “HAHZ-muh-KAIR.” Lately one of them had a new son named “A$$hat,” pronounced “uh-SHOT.”
Did they really have the symbols for their name, or are you just avoiding the words fatass and asshole?
I also know a Melena. She’s from Panama.
I bet she was pissed.
Snake-Hips, it’s people like you what got people to thinking there’s people with all kinds of crazy names. Like my cousin, who insists that a set of twins named Lemongelo and Orangelo went to her high school. I’ve presented her with evidence from this very messageboard that people all over the country think they know someone who knows someone who knows two kids named Lemongelo and Orangelo. I asked her if she ever said “Hey Lemongelo!” to see if one of them would turn around. She said no. And she still insists that those were their names. She won’t accept that she has swallowed a yellowing urban legend.
So I’m calling you out. You didn’t know anybody named A$$hole, Fat@$$, or especially @$$hat. I’d have believed Hosmacker, if you hadn’t surrounded it with such obvious fakery. Nice try.
A lot of these names do sound improbable, but I really do have a friend named “Latrina.” I guess her mom and dad weren’t in the military or Scouts.
My brother in law is an anaesthesiologist (sp?) and he and another MD spent a good amount of time talking a woman out of naming her new daugher Placenta, named after the pretty word she had heard for the very first time that day. Needless to say, she was an indigent woman who had zero prenatal care. Can you imagine having the name Placenta, and having all the kids in middle school calling you Afterbirth? No thanks…
In the Buffalo area, the popular urban legend is that from time too time, African-American mothers will name their kids after area place names that are actually Iroquois in origin, yet somehow sound black. “Yo … Cheektowaga, Tonawanda, Lackawanna, Eastaurora, Westseneca, Chautauqua, Canandaigua … get your butts over here!”
Reminds me of Beavis and Butthead. Remember when Daria was still on there before she got her own show?
“Diarrhea cha cha cha! Diarrhea cha cha cha!”
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