Let’s play Good News…Bad News.
Someone posts an item of good news, the next person posts the corresponding item of bad news. This goes on until someone decides to change the subject or we all lose the will to live.
I got a new job.
It’s Moderating the Straight Dope.
I get a coffee mug.
The goat filled it.
They are replacing the hamster…
…with a snail.
And for our first item, we have some real news.
New shark discovered in US waters.