Good news- Star Wars Trilogy to be released on DVD in September 04

Lucas is actually releasing Reality: The Special Edition in November 2004 where he actually released the Star Wars Special Edition First. “Technically, this timeline doesn’t exist,” says Lucas spokesperson Jim Ward. “Later this year, George is closing a causality loop that will retroactively make his movies into complete crap.”

Ward would not speculate on whether anything could be done for the Carter Administration.

Hmm-

At least he didn’t photoshop out all of the blasters for walkie-talkies!

Still no excuse for Geedo shooting first and the horrors of Jar-Jar Binks and Episode One as a whole. . .