Ooooooh, I’m going to use this one on Libertarians!
I always respond with “Why?”
Because sometimes the damnfool is right.
I’ve just thought of another one.
“Hmm… interesting. Have you been… seeing anyone for help?”
“You call that nonsense? That’s nonsense !”, while pulling out a copy of Jabberwocky.
I can explain it to you but apparently you’re too stupid to understand. 