OK, so anger management skills are somewhat lacking…
This is the best abortion joke I’ve ever heard (read). Of course, I’ve only read the jokes in this thread…
I love when conservatives think Obama losing points means people are opening up to their agenda. Yeah, people are pissed because Obama is continuing the policies of Bush. I’m sure that means they’re ready to vote Republican. Makes perfect sense… :rolleyes:
Exactly. On these issues lately it’s hard to find a prominent Republican politician to even give lip service to opposing Obama’s policies, because they know that both themselves and Bush supported the policies in the past. Talking heads are another story because people can’t vote them out.
This comes from David Cross:
You think having children is hard? Having children isn’t hard. Convincing your girlfriend to have her third abortion- that’s hard. That takes finesse.
Speaking as a liberal, my support for a woman’s right to choose is directly tied to what I think about Barack Obama. I used to be solidly pro-choice, but the NSA phone record scandal convinced me that a ban on partial birth abortions was a good idea. When the IRS thing broke, for a while there I was in favor of parental notification laws, but since it turned out that there wasn’t much of a scandal there, I’m against them again.
My attempt at pro-abortion humor:
Why are there so many premature babies these days?
They are trying to get out to where its safe.
Ok, yeah this isn’t going to work.
Mr. Tosh Goes to Washington.
Maybe now they can move on to real governing, like voting to repeal Obamacare for the 39th time.
Although just possibly all those people with existing conditions who are able to get insurance may take up some of the slack.
And there may be one or two kids who couldn’t immediately get a job out of college who are happy that they can stay on their parent’s insurance until age 26.
They probably are happy, but not as happy as their respective Moms are happy.
DT is the funniest conservative! (Good one.)
I can just see them show a fetus, at a mike on a stage in the womb, sweating.
“I get no respect, no respect at all. One little kick and they keep poking me with knives.”
The Ob-Gyn said that at 10 weeks I didn’t have any brain waves. What an insult! So I asked for a second opinion. He said ‘you’re ugly too.’
I’ll be here all trimester.
No,you won’t.
Tell you what, why don’t you superimpose a plot of Obama’s personal popularity over these graphs? You might learn something important.
Another fun fact, it turns out the reason more people say they are “conservative” is because they like the label, rather than actual conservative positions.
Ahhh, Adam Sandler is a Rep!
His movies are farts.
Interesting! I used to be in that second group. And pretty much everyone I know is in that group. If they express any financial conservative views, it’s only platitudes that “their team” tells them to say. When you actually talk to them, they don’t actually believe what those words actually mean.
And this helps me understand why more and more of these people vote Democrat.
I think they mean Clint Eastwood. He rocked the GOP convention!
It is easy to make abortion funny, but not to make a funny argument against it.
The only funny abortion joke in this thread, Der Trihs’s Mary joke, is one that would piss off the Republican base big time.
I suspect that say’s something about the nature of abortion jokes. They need to find something the kids will find funny, but that doesn’t piss off their base. That may be difficult.