I have on a few occasions gone into the pantry at work, after someone has had a spill, to find a damp piece of paper towel on the floor. Apparently this is the office version of oildry: you see a spill, thrown down some paper towels, and voila! she is finish.
Except there’s a step 2 that someone is missing: pick up the fucking paper towel, you tool!
I encountered this again today in an even better location: the head of the stairs outside of our work cafeteria. There was a small pile of napkins **AT THE HEAD OF THE STAIRS, OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO ABSORB A STICKY SPILL AND PROVIDE TRACTION :rolleyes: **